grown women with pubic hair
a white woman cleaning up after me at the gym
white snow
old snow
old cars
old people
coupons
PWBF (people with body fat)
molding
radiators
sensible shoes
the boots of interminable hotness
5’10”
10 rum and cokes
dancing girls
authenticity
north winds
chubby yoga instructors
the beguiling woman on my left
Monday, December 24, 2007
Monday, December 3, 2007
Why should you care what I like?
I’m not sure why anyone cares what I think; but moreover, I have no idea why anyone should care what I like.
People are out there blogging on their complex and grossly pregnant opinions of everything from politics to crotch snot (ahem). If I don’t care what the New York Times says about a movie, what makes you think I care about what you think about a movie?
Now, hypocrisy being the thing which separates us Americans from other lesser tribes of humanity like Catholic Priests and the French, check this.
Kimya Dawson. Brilliant. Listen here:
http://ahsatan27.imeem.com/music/zgIMimfe/kimya_dawson_tire_swing/
I was introduced to Kimya’s music through the film Juno.
Juno. This film holds a special place in my heart. For the last three years I have had the privilege of reading other people’s shitty scripts, even as I myself wrote slightly better-than-shitty scripts that no one paid attention to because I was just the lowly shitty script reader. Juno was the first script ever to earn a “Buy Now!” from me. Diablo Cody. Brilliant. To make matters more complicated, the filmmakers actually didn’t ruin it. I have to admit that Holly-woo! took this wonderful script and made it better… downside being that I’m pretty sure this event constitutes the 8th sign of the apocalypse. Buy your disaster preparedness kits now: prices may be rising faster than you can say “flood water.”
People are out there blogging on their complex and grossly pregnant opinions of everything from politics to crotch snot (ahem). If I don’t care what the New York Times says about a movie, what makes you think I care about what you think about a movie?
Now, hypocrisy being the thing which separates us Americans from other lesser tribes of humanity like Catholic Priests and the French, check this.
Kimya Dawson. Brilliant. Listen here:
http://ahsatan27.imeem.com/music/zgIMimfe/kimya_dawson_tire_swing/
I was introduced to Kimya’s music through the film Juno.
Juno. This film holds a special place in my heart. For the last three years I have had the privilege of reading other people’s shitty scripts, even as I myself wrote slightly better-than-shitty scripts that no one paid attention to because I was just the lowly shitty script reader. Juno was the first script ever to earn a “Buy Now!” from me. Diablo Cody. Brilliant. To make matters more complicated, the filmmakers actually didn’t ruin it. I have to admit that Holly-woo! took this wonderful script and made it better… downside being that I’m pretty sure this event constitutes the 8th sign of the apocalypse. Buy your disaster preparedness kits now: prices may be rising faster than you can say “flood water.”
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